Dear Ottawa Illinois drivers,
You are a symbolic cheese grater to my vagina. Please learn how to drive.
Sincerely annoyed, Sophysully
I need a reset button for me internal alarm clock.
I keep waking up at 4:30 every morning….
Like I have shit to do on a Sunday?!
Well, I do. Homework and housework are always peeking around every corner. But I would like to sleep in before I do that. I guess I am getting old people insomnia. I am sure that is not the medical term in it’s entirety.
Snow days….and Hillbillies
I am all for people enjoying the fun of winter and snow.
I have no problems when they run their snow mobiles on the canal at odd hours of the night.
But if your redneck, Windex bottle sucking, trailer park habituating, single helix DNA rides your snow mobile across my front lawn again….
I’m going to get creative ;)
Rien ne sert d’être vivant s’il faut qu’on travaille!
Today is cleaning day. Why? I have no idea where the cats are due to the clutter. This scares me because it gives them a better guerilla attack tactic when it comes to their ongoing plans of trying to kill me. Eventurally I have to take my christmas tree down….yeah I KNOW!
It’s been a long month and going to be a longer year. Going back to school sucks when you are not in your 20s and actually give a shit about homework and tests. >sigh< Back to work.
A wheeze-laugh just burst out of me.
Oh dear God I think I just inhaled coffee!
(Source: sirmitchell)
Make-up tutorial
(Source: actualjo)
Six video game cocktails
Music try these!
Final Fantasy inspired wedding dress by (AvailCo)
If I ever remarry…I am so wearing this.
yarg:
“Someone made this commercial in Maryland back in the 80’s. Before YouTube, we actually copied stupid videos like this onto VHS tapes and traded them around. We were idiots.”
FUCK YOU, BALTIMORE!
CHALLENGE PISSING! Wow, I have never seen or heard of this before. Funny.
